For fans of dark comedy, Monday’s papers are an essential read.
“Mubarak: the president of the Republic of Tora,” jeers Al-Wafd’s
headline, above images of the former president sulking in his gurney and
of his sons behind bars. The independent daily tied with the Wafd Party
reports that the supposedly ailing ousted dictator “attempted to deal
with the [Tora prison] warden as if he were still president.” The paper
says Mubarak refused to accept the traditional blue uniform issued to
inmates and insisted he be allowed to wear his “blue pajamas” instead.
He was then admitted into the prison’s hospital wing, where he promptly
kicked out all his nurses.
It continues, with all major papers reporting on Mubarak’s first night in Tora.
Al-Tahrir’s coverage has the ex-president popping sleeping pills and
verbally assaulting his escort guards by “cussing their religion” when
they tried to remove him from the helicopter upon arrival at the
hospital — a process that took three hours, much to the independent
daily’s amusement. Al-Tahrir reports that Mubarak only agreed to leave
his helicopter when his head bodyguard informed him that by doing so,
he’d be allowed to see his sons. Upon entering Tora, Mubarak was
“astonished to realize it was not the International Medical Center,”
where he had previously been held.
Mubarak was then allowed to see his son, who spent the night by his
side, in a “direct and immediate violation of the law in his first day
as an inmate,” Al-Tahrir reports, via its anonymous source. Their same
source then proceeds to complain about how security measures have turned
the prison’s medical wing into a “forbidden zone” where Mubarak’s head
of security sits by his master’s side — measures that the source insists
constitute a multitude of violations.
The same source then states that, despite popular misconception,
Mubarak’s sentence encompasses the remainder of his life, not just the
next 25 years. Even when early parole becomes an option in 2032, the
source insists “the former president’s fate will be in the hands of
prison authorities.”
Al-Shorouk reports that the sentenced criminal “passed out” on no
less than three occasions during his registration process at the prison,
and asked to have his personal staff from the International Medical
Center transferred to jail with him, but the request was denied.
The independent daily elaborates on Mubarak’s refusal to disembark
from the helicopter that transferred him to prison, occurring amid “a
handful of smug smiles and far more teary eyes on the faces of the
prison guards and police officials.” According to the paper’s unnamed
source, the ousted president remained in his helicopter after it had
landed, demanding to know how such an unfortunate turn of events could
befall “the hero of the October War, the air force commander and
lifelong military leader.”
Al-Shorouk’s coverage also includes a moment of Shakespearean
self-reflection, with Mubarak reportedly overheard wondering aloud,
“What will come after the sentencing of Mubarak? What else is there to
be desired after all that has taken place?” The paper reports:
“[Mubarak] then began shouting, ‘May God punish those responsible for
sending me to jail, this is unjust! Unjust! I have always been with the
people,’ before surrendering to sleep until the morning.”
The paper also reports that enhancements made to the prison hospital,
including a range of “state-of-the-art medical equipment” and three
air conditioners, cost the state about LE4 million.
Details are slighter on the state-owned side. Al-Akhbar mentions the
former president’s “panic attacks” and that he went to bed on an empty
stomach after refusing to eat prison food, while Al-Ahram barely
acknowledges Mubarak’s trip following his sentencing in the “trial of
the century,” only in a few lines scattered throughout a number of
indirectly related articles. Both papers go out of their way to state
that not only did the former president spend his first night in prison
alone, but that his sons never requested to be allowed to join him
because their conflicting inmate statues — the sons await verdicts in
other cases, while Mubarak has already been sentenced — mean that such a
request “would not be legal.”
Beyond the previous president, Monday’s papers also focus on the
prospective one, and the increasing mudslinging between the two
candidates. Predictably, the Muslim Brotherhood’s Freedom and Justice
publication continues its attack on presidential candidate Ahmed Shafiq,
the former Mubarak-era prime minister who is slated to compete against
Brotherhood candidate Mohamed Morsy in the election runoff. Freedom and
Justice calls Shafiq the “Prime Minister of Camels” (an implicating
reference to the Battle of the Camels, which took place during the 25
January revolution) in an article taking its title from his alleged
quote-slash-threat, “It’s me or chaos.” The remaining pages are
dedicated to his bashing and, to a lesser extent, that of all forces and
institutions which are not the Muslim Brotherhood.
On the other hand, Al-Dostour’s front page carries two large images
of armed and masked Brotherhood militias, while declaring through its
main headline, “Shafiq is Egypt’s Erdogan.” Despite displaying minimal
text, Al-Dostour’s front page still manages to accuse the Brotherhood of
a variety of atrocities, including assassinations that both succeeded
and failed, and the intention to “hijack power and rule the country by
spilling blood and cutting out tongues,” while also suggesting that the
organization plans to assassinate Shafiq “at any moment.”
Egyptian expatriates began voting in the runoff election Sunday.
Al-Wafd reports that, besides Morsy and Shafiq, the ballots appear to
have been adjusted by voters to include another candidate — “The
martyrs,” written in using blood. The paper does not mention where these
ballots came from, but includes a camera-phone picture that seems to
show an expat with a small cut on the wrist and “The martyrs” written on
the ballot in red.